Do vagina's smell?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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