you win again, gameday.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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