D3 body, D1 cock
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sponge bath it is.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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