Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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