Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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