Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
my poor anus
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
