Soap is not a condiment
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
they need to just BURY HIM!
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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