I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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