Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Drake has all the answers
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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