i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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