Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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