Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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