And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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