I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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