so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I have post one night stand depression
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