White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Do vagina's smell?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Randomize
