I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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