Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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