I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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