sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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