I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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