I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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