I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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