I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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