Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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