I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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