Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
