question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He passed out mid-signature
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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