All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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