i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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