ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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