I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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