I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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