Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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