just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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