Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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