Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
