Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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