doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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