she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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