dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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