I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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