A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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