new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
