He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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