on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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