I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
