They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Randomize
