Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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