Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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