No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
